Roast My X

Get roasted.
Then get better.

Website, resume, pitch deck, or GitHub repo — one engine, a witty roast card, and optional real feedback.

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Proof of what you get before you feed the oven.

Roast My X

vercel/next.js

Next.js: shipping canary builds faster than your router can drop Server Actions.

The README promises simplicity while the commit log reads like a thriller about caching.
Stars in the six figures, and still someone opened an issue titled 'please document everything'.
Language breakdown says TypeScript, JavaScript, and 'pray the RSC boundary holds'.

Real talk

Lead with one clear mental model in the README before the feature laundry list. Call out the three paths most beginners take, then deep-link the rest — your docs will feel less like a scavenger hunt.

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example.com

Nothing screams peak web design like repeating your only heading twice.

You used 'Example Domain' three times on a page with twelve total words.
The 'Learn more' link for a page that contains zero information to learn from.
Default browser styling so bold it almost counts as a design system.

Real talk

If this is a placeholder, replace the looped headings with a real value prop and a single primary CTA. Even temporary pages convert better with hierarchy and one next step.

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